Scraaape. Scraaaaaape.
What’s
that noise? Why, it’s the sound of Hollywood scraping the bottom of the remake
barrel of course.
Ladies and
gentlemen, I give you “Chopping Mall,” an 80’s cheese fest about a group of
kids trapped in a mall after closing time with three murderous security robots.
Robert
Hall, a guy who made his bones as a makeup artist, will direct though he’s no
fan of the killer robot angle from the original. Instead, he plans to go with a
more “supernatural” menace, while keeping the whole kids trapped in the mall
thing.
Was anyone really clamoring for a “Chopping
Mall” remake? Better question: Does anyone even remember “Chopping Mall?”
Oh
well. I’m not sure I completely agree with Hollywood’s new "remake everything" policy,
though I must say I'm waiting with baited breath for the “Future War” redo.
Source:
Arrow in the Head
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