Thursday, November 3, 2011

News: More Greeks and Arnie, plus Ron Jeremy
Get ready for even more ancient Greece!
                Who’s ready for “Clash of the Titans 3?” Me! I am! Me!
                What’s that you say? What happened to “Clash of the Titans 2” or as it’s also known “Wrath of the Titans?” It’s coming, God. Chillax.
                Look, do you want to live in a world where we can’t talk about making sequels to movies that are still five months away from being released? I didn’t think so.
Warner Bros. agrees and has asked Dan Mazeau and David Leslie Johnson, two of the screenwriters of part two, to get cracking on part three.
                This is either a great sign which says part two is totally, amazingly awesome. Or it means part two makes no sense, doesn’t wrap up the story at all and a third film is needed to quickly come out and clean up the mess.
                Only time will tell my friends. “Wrath of the Titans” hits theaters this March.
                Can’t wait that long to see ancient Greeks kicking butt and taking names? Well, “Immortals” comes out next week and, as far as I can tell, that movie is basically just “Clash of the Titans 2.5” anyway.
                Source: Arrow in the Head
Ron Jeremy in a “real” movie
                You may know Ron Jeremy from his starring work in the adult film industry. Sure the man’s dabbled in the regular film industry, but he made his… ahem… bones in the other one.
                Well, he’s putting his moustache to work in the new horror comedy “Girls Gone Dead.”
                As you probably gathered from the title, and the presence of Ron Jeremy, the movie involves ladies in various stages of undress being killed in creative and grisly ways.
                It seems a killer armed with a hammer and a battle axe is stalking a party thrown by a company called “Crazy Girls Unlimited.”
                The film also stars 80’s scream queen Linnea Quigley and wrestling icon Jerry “The King” Lawler. This one sounds like one for the time capsule boys and girls.
                Source: Arrow in the Head
                Arnie pics are everywhere!
                It seems like just yesterday we were treated to a picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger schmoozing on the set of “The Expendables 2” with Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis. Good times.
                We’ve got a brand new picture of Arnie in a different movie, with a considerably less super-manly cast.
                The picture is from the set of “The Last Stand.” In it, Arnie plays a small town sheriff, whose town happens to be the last barrier between a psychotic escaped prisoner and freedom in Mexico.
                Thoughts? Arnie has not aged well. I don’t know much about this movie, but Arnie looks a little nutty in that picture. His hair has clearly lost its mind, he’s got a bit of a gut going. Ah well. He can look as crazy as he wants and have illegitimate children with as many women as he wants, I’ll always love him.
                “Terminator 2: Judgment Day.” Lest we never forget!
                “The Last Stand” hits theaters a long time from now: 2013. Which means if the ancient Mayans and John Cusack get their way, we’ll never even get to see the damned thing.  
                Source: Bad Movie Nite

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