How it Works

Candidates for The Cheese List will be graded with the following scale:

: This isn’t so bad

: Umm… could be worse

: Gettin’ ugly

: I’m nauseous, I’m nauseous

       : Dear God make it stop!

Those grades will be applied in these categories:                 
  • Acting
  • Story
  • Production (Effects, budget, direction, ect.)
  • Intangibles
  • Grade Point Average (Average of all previous grades)
Here’s the rub. In the Intangibles category, films will be awarded a lower cheese score if they fall into the “so bad, they’re good” or “cult classic” range. The higher the cheese score, the less entertaining the movie was. After all, the Worst Movie of All Time shouldn’t be one that you enjoy on any level.