Thursday, December 29, 2011

News: 'Zombie' booty and a Worst of... list!

‘Zombie Ass’= actual movie

R.I.P. zombie genre, we hardly knew ye.
Actually, what the hell am I saying? There’s been like 800 zombie movies and books and TV shows released in the last few years. No, we knew you quite well and to be honest, I was starting to get a bit sick of you. Outside of “Walking Dead,” of course.
Anyway, it seems safe to pronounce the genre dead, or at the very least on life support, when something like “Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead” is allowed to exist.
Honest to God that’s the title. Here’s the brand spankin’ new poster which proves it.

As of now, this Japanese film won’t be crossing the other pond and coming stateside anytime soon. Although, like Godzilla, it looms ominously on the horizon. Ever-present, waiting to strike.

Worst movies of 2011 named!

Bad movie icon and fantasy football champ Tommy Wiseau approved
                It’s the season of the lists, my friends. The time when every Tom, Dick and Henrietta (why they all gotta be dudes?) shares their two cents on the best of something that occurred during the past year.
                Admittedly all that positivity can get a little depressing. So, it’s refreshing to know there are one or two people out there covering the flip side of the coin: the worst of the worst from the year that was 2011.
The good folks over at Bad Movie Nite have compiled their list of the worst movies of 2011. I won’t be following suit with a similar list because I’m only one man and I refuse to pay to see any of these movies or have them tying up my Netflix account.
I won’t spoil the list for you, but let’s just say it wasn’t a good year for creatively bankrupt comedians who still think dressing in drag is hilarious.
Check out the full list right here.

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