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If you still haven’t recovered from the bloated spectacle
that was the "Transformers" Trilogy (more coming!) you might want to hide some more of your
beloved childhood action figures.
We’ve got Michael Bay news.
In case you missed it, Bay is
producing a new version of the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.” Because we’ve
gotten dumber as a society since the heroes in a half-shell first made their
debut in the mid 80’s, the title has been simplified to “Ninja Turtles,”
removing any extra words and plot points, so our primitive modern brains can
fully comprehend it.
The film is set to be directed by
Jonathan Liebesman, the man who made the very dumb, but still entertaining
killer tooth fairy movie "Darkness Falls." "Turtles"even has a release date: May 16,
2014.
New rumors are swirling across the
internets these days that production is officially set to begin this April --- imagine that! --- in New York City.
You heard it fanboys, this is our
Occupy Wall Street moment. Time to get off the couches in our parent’s basements, put
down those extra-sided die and head to the Big Apple in April to protest
Michael Bay’s latest attempt to urinate all over our collective childhoods!
Together we stand! Together we … ah who am I kidding?
We’re all going to see this movie opening weekend like a bunch of suckers and
then spend the next six months complaining about it anonymously on the
internet. Because we’re fanboys and gals. It’s what we do.
Info: ComingSoon
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