So let’s
try this whole comedy thing again.
Since
season six of “Dexter” is currently tying up my Netflix account and iTunes has
proven to be unreliable, my options are limited.
However,
I think I found a winner and it even stars one of the word’s most recognizable
celebrities to boot.
The
film tells the tale of a young man, Nate, as he tries to win the fair hand of
his childhood sweetheart, Cristabel. Unfortunately for Nate, there’s one giant
obstacle standing in his way --- Cristabel’s unattractive best friend June. It
seems June is also looking for a fella, and she’s willing to do whatever it
takes to find one, even if it means using Cristabel as bait. So before Nate can
woo the lady of his dreams, he first needs to find some poor schmuck to saddle
with June.
It’s downright Shakespearean. Here is …
Credentials:
5%, Certified Rotten (rottentomatoes.com) // 1.9 out of 10, # 34 on the Bottom
100 List (Imdb.com) // 7 out of 100 (Metacritic.com) // Nominated for 5 Razzies
at the 2009 Golden Raspberry Awards, won two (Worst Actress --- Paris Hilton,
Worst On Screen Couple ---Paris Hilton, Christina Lakin, Joel David Moore) // Also
won the Worst Actress of the Decade award for Paris Hilton at the 2010 Golden
Raspberry Awards
Richard
Roeper, from Ebert and Roeper, called
it “excruciatingly, painfully, horribly, terribly awful.” The man’s got a way
with words.
Not to
be outdone, Dave White from Movies.com
theorized: “Hard time in the joint can change a person. Make them worse
sometimes. And it would appear that this is Hilton's idea of revenge on a world
she feels has done her wrong.”
As
always, there was some positive. Stefan Birgir Stefansson from something called
sbs.is called “The Hottie and the
Nottie” “an insult to mankind.”
So
yeah, that’s what I’ll be subjecting myself to this week. Join me … if you
dare.
Bumblebee
tuna.
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