Thursday, January 17, 2013

News: Winne Cooper battles Tazz

I know what you're thinking, and no sadly this isn't a promotion for some kind of Andy Kaufman-inspired, inter-gender wrestling match between the Human Suplex Machine Tazz and Danica McKellar, the girl who played Winnie Cooper on “The Wonder Years.”
But man wouldn’t that be awesome?
Until that match happens, we’ll have to settle for Danica McKellar, who once wooed a young Kevin Arnold way back when, mixing it up with a Tasmanian Devil. Actually, a lot of Tasmanian Devils, I think. And these suckers are massive for some reason.
McKellar stars in the new SyFy Channel original movie --- “Tasmanian Devils,” which premieres this Saturday, January 19 at 9 pm EST on said SyFy network.
Here’s a look at the film’s surprisingly gory (seriously) trailer.

Eww. Anyway, if you’re like me and loath watching videos attached to news stories, here’s the gist:
Apollo Anton Ohno, he of the confusing facial hair and "Dancing with the Stars" fame, plays a base jumper who accidentally awakens a flock of man-eating Tasmanian Devil creatures. Winnie, I mean, Danica, plays some sort of sexy, gun-toting scientist called in to study and then eventually wholesale-massacre the ugly brutes right off the face of the Earth.
So yeah, cancel those weekend plans, folks. You’re not going to want to miss this one.
Info: Reelz

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