Wednesday, January 11, 2012

News: Two heads way better than one

                Ah The Asylum, it’s the studio that just keeps on giving.
                It’s already gifted the world such crapfests as "Titanic II," the "MegaShark" series and "Transmorphers."
                Now, Asylum is raising the bar once again with “2-Headed Shark Attack.” You know, just in case you were tired of movies with one-headed villains. One-headed villains are soooooo 2011, god.
                Here’s the plot of this sure-fire Cheese List contender from Arrow in the Head:
“When a Semester at Sea ship is sunk by a mutated two-headed shark, the survivors escape to a deserted atoll. But when it starts flooding, the coeds are no longer safe from the double jaws of the monster.”
"2-Headed Shark Attack" stars such acting royalty as Carmen Electra and Hulk Hogan’s creepy daughter, Brooke. Apparently, Brooke is getting all of her shark movies out of the way early in her career. Lest we forget, she can also be seen fighting one-headed sharks in "Sand Sharks.
DVD will be hitting stores on Jan. 31 and you can pre-order it on Amazon right here. Get your credit cards ready!

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