Well, you can all rest easy. The wait is finally over. In just under 90 minutes (American), Paul W.S. Anderson’s three dimensional take on “The Three Musketeers” hits the silver screen.
Can’t wait 90 minutes? And honestly who could for a film of this magnitude? Only drunks and fools, I’m sure. And you, dear readers are neither drunks nor fools. Of course not. You’re reading this site after all.
Fear not for the first five minutes of Anderson’s film are available for FREE online! Right now! So you can watch them, go to sleep, wake up and then travel to your local theater to watch the rest of the movie.
It’ll be like Christmas, if Christmas was centered on watching lame, by-the-books action movies.
Having watched the clip, it looks just like all of Anderson’s other movies. It has Milla Jovovich, lots of slow motion, crazy gadgets. You know, the usual except everyone’s wearing fancier clothes than normal.
Anyway, watch the clip if you’d like. Be careful in theaters tomorrow. I’m sure the kids are going to be tearing down the doors to get in and see this thing…
Most likely because “Paranormal Activity 3” is already sold out. But still, it counts.
Source: Bad Movie Nite