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Aja shows his fangs
It’s
just like that old song says: “What the world needs now are vampires… more vampires.”
I think that’s how the song goes, but either way, it’s the truth.
There
really is a startling lack of vampire fiction in the entertainment sphere these
days. I mean, off the top of my head I can only think of the “Twilight” films, “True
Blood” and “Vampire Diaries,” the “Fright Night” remake, the “Dark Shadows”
remake and “Being Human.”
The world hungers for more
vampires.
And if
there’s one man we can all trust to satiate that hunger, it’s Alexandre Aja,
director of such films as “Piranha 3D,” “Hills Have Eyes” (Remake) and “High
Tension” (or “Haute Tension” if you’re pretentious). It should also be noted
that Aja, for reasons that don’t need to be explained, is also my nemesis.
Anyway,
Aja is in negotiations to direct the big screen adaptation of the vampire comic
“Undying Love.”
“Undying
Love” tells the story of an ex-soldier in modern day Hong Kong who falls in
love with a beautiful woman. One problem: She’s a bloodsucker. So, he goes off
on an epic quest to kill the chief vampire, thus freeing her from her curse so they
can be together forever.
Finally, a vampire love story. It’s
about freaking time!
Source:
Joblo
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Welcome
to Tweeny
bopper heaven
I’d
advise you to put in your earplugs riiiight now. You’ve been warned.
So, it
seems the trailer for “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2” will be showing
before “The Hunger Games” when the latter hits theaters on March 23. (Puts
fingers in ears, waits for unearthly shrieking to subside)
If you’d like your ear drums to
remain un-ruptured, you might want to steer clear of theaters for a little
while, seeing as though these are the two most popular non-Harry Potter books
for young girls in recent memory.
God the
only way the midnight showing of “The Hunger Games” could be any more of tween
girl heaven would be if Justin Bieber was selling popcorn and Taylor Swift was
ripping tickets.
I’ve
heard good things about “Hunger Games,” though the whole idea of a dystopian
future where people fight to the death on TV for food was handled pretty
thoroughly already in “The Running Man”--- both movie and book.
But
hey, let the kids have their fun. How’s about the rest of us go out for ice
cream sundaes and mini golf that night? No kids as far as the eye can see.
Source:
Joblo
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