The latest trailer for “Piranha 3DD”
just hit the interlink and it features pretty much exactly what you would expect
from a film with that title… namely scantily clad lady types, lots of gore,
cheesy humor and a guy with two shotguns for legs.
Well, I
guess the title really doesn’t prepare you for that last one.
Either
way, “Piranha 3DD” was one of my most anticipated movies of LAST year, and was
high on my list for this year… until now.
This
new trailer. Ehhhh. “Piranha 3DD” seems to have turned the corner from “so bad
it’s hilariously good” territory and did a belly flop right in “flat out bad”
territory.
I mean,
I don’t care either way, I’m still going to watch the stupid thing, it’s what
god put me on this planet to do. I’m just not all that excited about it
anymore.
The
trailer seems to hint that the lovely Katrina Bowden won't make it. First something
attacks her while she’s swimming and then later something moves under her skin
while she’s in bed with some dude. WTF? Maybe... hopefully it's some sort of dream
sequence (probably). Although hearing Christopher Lloyd’s
piranha expert explain how a fish survived while living inside of a person
would be very interesting.
Also,
is that a zombie Gary Busy eating a piranha at the 1:32 mark?
Like I said,
I’ll still see it, but I now expect to be more annoyed than entertained. Hey,
studios! This is why you don’t play games with release dates! You had the
public hooked and instead of reeling them in, you messed around and then you
lost ’em.
I make
no apologies for the fishing puns. “Piranha 3DD” hits theaters April 5, 2012.
Source:
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