Friday, February 17, 2012

News: Cheese in Theaters

Tom Hardy's the man nuff said.
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance- 16%, Certified Rotten

What is it: Nic Cage is back as the motorcycle-riding, anti-hero with a flaming skull. He’s still cursed to be the devil’s bounty hunter, but this time he’s got himself a plan to rid himself of the lord of darkness for all of time. This comes to us from the directors of “Crank” so take that for what it’s worth.

This Means War- 25%, Certified Rotten

What is it: Dammit. I love me some Tom Hardy, I really do. Honestly, critics could give this thing “Jack and Jill” reviews and I’d still want to see it. Anyway, my man Tom plays a dashing CIA operative who’s set his sights on Reese Witherspoon. Only problem? Tom’s best pal, a fellow CIA operative played by Chris Pine of “Star Trek” fame, is also interested in Miss Witherspoon. Sure it requires us to suspend some disbelief. Like there’s a chance Capt. Kirk could compete with BANE! I mean ladies, let’s be honest with each other here. We’d all push several old people down a flight of steps just to shake hands with Tom. Yeah, who cares what the critics say or what this movie is about. SEE IT!   

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