Oh hey look, another found footage movie. “Area 407?” Man
that’s an awful, completely unremarkable and unmemorable title that tells you
nothing about the movie it's attached to. It’s like “John Carter,” but with numbers.
OK, let’s
see what pathetic, cheap gibberish we’ve got here …
Woah,
woah, woah. Hold the phone. Was that… dinosaurs? OMG! Sweet jesus lord, yes. I
am so on board with this movie now.
In case
you’re one of those folks who doesn’t bother watching the videos I careful
select and post for your viewing pleasure (Janice), “Area 407” is about a plane
that crashes on a mysterious island. Those lucky enough to survive the crash,
soon find themselves face-to-face with evil government operatives and
dinosaurs. But mostly dino-freakin-saurs.
The
still-awfully titled “Area 407” will be in select theaters on April 27, as well
as all manner of different new agey, streaming internet stuff. These kids
today.
Source:
CinemaBlend
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