Well, I’m a little late on this, but what the hey? Bad news
is bad news, even if it is a few days stale.
Last
week, Dreamworks announced it had offered Jason Schwartzman the lead voice role
in their next animation project.
What’s
so bad about that? Dreamworks is no Pixar, but it does fine work. And the hipster
kids seem to get a kick out of that scruffy scallywag Schwartzman. Again, I ask
you, what’s not to like about this pairing?
The
upcoming Dreamworks animated project in question is “Trolls.”
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No, not
those trolls.
These
trolls. You know, the ones with the plastic jewel on their tummy’s and the tuft
of brightly colored hair that people were oddly into about two decades
ago?
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Yeah, those things. Definitely time to tap into
that goldmine.
Anyway, Schwartzman will be joining
a cast that already includes the awesomely talented Chloe Grace Moretz, who’s
already locked into the female voice lead for some godforsaken reason.
It seems lessons weren’t learned
after the disaster that was “Battleship.” Hollywood continues to prattle along
with the confused notion that people WANT toys and games from their past
plastered across giant screens, and those same people are willing to pay upwards
of $12 a ticket just for the privilege.
Please America, ignore Schwartzman’s
hipster charms. Avoid “Trolls.” Don’t give Hollywood a reason to make a Mouse
Trap movie. My soul couldn’t handle that kind of assault.
Source: MSNBC
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